Ahhhhh, little Liam, the stories you will hear when you are grown.
Your newest little habit includes something of a disgusting nature.
Lately you wish to be free from the confines of clothing. We generally let this be a part of our 'here and now' and enjoy seeing your cute little naked cheeks run around the house. There's only one part of this scenario that makes the whole family do a combination of scream, tackle, dry heave and laugh hysterically. You drink your pee.
Yup, drink it. You pee on the floor and lay down on top of it, and slurp it up.
If we try to stop you, you are like a high school wrestler, pinning your pee and sucking the carpet like a bottom feeder sucks the sand.
Why?!?!?! I have no idea. But I do know that from your perspective, we all probably look hysterical as well--running around, making crazy faces and sounds, gagging, some certain 8 year olds climbing over the furniture to get away from the grossness.
But one day, ahhhhhh one day, this will come back at just the right moment--I'm thinking high school graduation party?--and you'll be the one, screaming, tackling, dry heaving and laughing hysterically. I can wait for that.
XOXOXO Mom
1 comments:
Oh my gosh....I have no words. Liam, I can't wait to tell this story over and over and over as you grow (us LeBon's are known for that).
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